DECREE #1All loyal citizens must hold $KJU. Selling is now classified as treason. Jeets will be sent to the red candle mines.
DECREE #2The Supreme Leader has paid the Dex. Jeets sold. The Supreme Leader laughs harder. 😂
DECREE #3Citizens shall make memes daily. Further decrees will follow.
🖼 Regime Gallery
The Supreme Leader laughs. The jeets do not.Two bags. Zero paper hands. Diamond-hand doctrine in effect.Caviar at 300 km/h. Lunch is mandatory for all loyal citizens.Stacks guarded around the clock. Jeets may not board.Inspection visit complete. The Leader does not explain himself. (Parody. Not affiliated.)